at the camp i work at we do cheers for lunch and dinner that are usually songs or skits about inside jokes/cabin names/food that determine who gets in line first for the meal.
one day the cabins grouped up and did cheers in groups of three and our group were all girl cabins. we did a medley of…
Hey I was one of those counselors! Yay!
“I was walking down the boardwalk in Venice Beach and some kids had probably two litters of puppies in a cardbord box. They were maybe a day to 3 days old and she was at the very bottom of the box and she couldn’t open her eyes yet. Nearly could fit into the palm of my hand.. and they were like ‘gimme 300 dollars!’ and I was like ‘I got 20 bucks on me. Give me the one that’s not gonna make it through the day.’ And I took her to the vet and he was like ‘I don’t know, man. She’s too young, she shouldn’t be away from her mom.’ So I bottle-fed her for a month and she used to kiss her way around which is how she got her name ‘Bisou’ - it means ‘kiss’ in french. And 12 years later, here she is.”
ALL OF MY CREYS
I… love… THIS MAN.
when you’re an international pop star with multiple number 1 hits but nobody in the room knows who you are
Multiple #1 hits:
when you make a post saying ariana grande has multiple number 1 hits and find out she doesn’t even have 1
6 packs are overrated and trivial. give me a boy with big arms and chest and a lil belly instead